You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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