There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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