butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
