everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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