I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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