I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.