There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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