i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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