Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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