We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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