giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
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