You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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