Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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