Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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