So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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