Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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