grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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