I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
