school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm always down for nudity.
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