I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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