S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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