i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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