her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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