Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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