Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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