garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You're completely useless in the revolution.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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