so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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