Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
