GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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