marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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