just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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