This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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