She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm eating all of the evidence.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?