Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
