Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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