I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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