Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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