i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
