Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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