Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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