i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine