Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy