Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing