oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.