i permit you to call me
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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