it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When are your genitals available?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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