As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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