"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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