i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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