Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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