Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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