He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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