Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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