oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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