So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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