I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Someone signed my nipple.
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